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Americans like to play darts. But not over other people's heads while they're eating.
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I didn't realize there were pavilions that carried love-sickness. I wonder how much it costs.
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Nobody looks at a chair like this and says, "Oh yeah, I gotta have that in my house." Nobody.
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There's no logical reason for pea and red bean flavored Popsicles to exist.
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I took this picture because I thought these were so ridiculous when I saw them in the store. I mean really, nobody would wear something like this. Except for every Asian with a moped when it rains...as I witness four days later when we had thunderstorms. Seriously.
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Chinese white trash.
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I went to one of the American grocery stores and these were on the front counter by the register. Seriously people, its May. We don't celebrate Christmas all year round.
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If it is steak you seek, you should come here to get it.
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Gosh, I'm sorry I missed this Cricket tournament. I wonder if those were the uniforms the players wore.
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Are they made out of penguin skin or something? I don't understand the connection here.
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Now that I live in China I think stuff like this is funny.
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This is men's underwear. That's just wrong on so many levels.
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A shout out to a small man named Felix Copi. Gotta love Chinese translations.
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They serve Hot Corn Juice at Pizza Hut in China. That's just gross.
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Only maimed people persons can use the "Western" toilets here.
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All the Starbucks in China have "Western" toilets. And they actually have to put up a sign in the bathroom to tell the Chinese people not to stand on the seat and use it as a squatty potty. Gross.
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That's just mean.
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Detailed instructions on how to use the toilet at the Hard Rock Cafe in Bali.
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Indonesian people seem to have a bizarre infatuation with the male genitalia.
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If you ever find yourself without panties or briefs while visiting Indonesia, no need to worry. Just head on down to the local Mini-Mart and pick yourself up some disposable ones.
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I don't go down this aisle at the grocery store for fear of being physically assaulted.
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A funny store name.
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A funny text between my driver and me. He meant to say he was coming to the house, but instead it translated to him coming on a horse (which would have made the ride to the airport A LOT longer).
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A sign in the bathroom of a local French Restaurant.
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I should have bought this shirt
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Choices, choices. Or maybe both?
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Chinese mullet
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